Step 1: Brazillian WaxStep 2: Pube Lice Migration
Step 3: Imminent Head Shave
Step 4: Land role as "Vampire Extra 12" in Off-Broadway play.
Wikipedia: Postpartum depression (also postnatal depression) is a form of major depression which can affect women, and less frequently men, after childbirth.
Reporter to Brittney: "Ms.Spears, with your recent spur of insanity should the public be worried about the safety of your children?" Britney: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I ATE THEM!" (she is psyco)
"Anyone seen my makeup?"
Crazed gorilla escapes from cage in US and attacks woman, later telling zookeepers in gorilla speak that it just wanted some fried chicken"
What do you mean America doesn't love me? I'm there sweetheart! It's just hair..."
George: 3 - Ape: 47 It didn't take the ape long to figure out George's unrelenting "scissor" strategy.
Ape Shall Not Kill Ape Through A Scorched-Earth Policy Of Neo-Conservative Fear-Mongering Xenophobic Unilateral Military Corporate Empire.
"The President reflects on the act of being surrounded by those of higherintellegence"
"Facial hair sure grows fast these days."
"So you're saying, that you are pregnant with my baby? Well we will have to cover this up. After all, you are black."
Bush confronts gorilla in an attempt to prevent any further incidents, stating that he understands the intense fried chicken cravings one can get.
GeeDoubleU: "Pops, why haven't you taken mom to get her hair done? You know how she gets!"
"How Vancouver plans to end homelessness by 2010""Eff Arcade Fire - I know a place spaceships go."
What happens when the Michilen Man has sex with Big Bird
HASMAT hired P-Diddy as their new designer.
The Godzilla suit: tranquility can be a lifestyle
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